Tuesday, February 28, 2012

How to Break Up in Five Syllables or Fewer

1) No.

2). Ummm, no.

3) Sorry, no.

4) Ummm, sorry, no.

5) Thank you, but sorry.

6) Sorry, thank you, no.

7) Ummm ... want a cheese puff?
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  1. Valiant Woman in TrainingFebruary 29, 2012 at 7:13 PM

    How about:
    It's not you; it's me.
    I'll never marry.
    I love Darcy more.

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  2. CatherineFebruary 29, 2012 at 8:17 PM

    Well, those were only seven options. You could probs do it in twenty thousand ways.

    Lord Peter Wimsey

    Sir Percy Blakeney

    Sherlock Holmes

    You're not my Doctor

    etc ...

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